My Favorite “Sylvester Story” That Does Not Involve A Cartoon CatYou’ve probably heard an old adage that states: “The customer is always right.”Dec 31, 2024Dec 31, 2024
The Unofficial Mayor of an Unincorporated TownI’m not going to lie: my hometown was kind of boring. Oh sure we may have had that pizza place which served the “best slice of pizza in the…Dec 24, 2024Dec 24, 2024
Six Days of the Kredit-BankenRecently I have become captivated by the concept of captivation. I’ve learned that a lot of different people are captivated by a lot of…Dec 4, 2024Dec 4, 2024
Political JokeIf you’re looking for a bunch of empty promises, look no farther than the realm of politics.Nov 2, 2024Nov 2, 2024
Daydream on Elm StreetLook, I realize this question has already been asked a bazillion and one times, but that’s not going to stop me from asking it one more…Aug 27, 2024Aug 27, 2024
There Once Was A Friend From NantucketThis drivel you’re about to read, has been inspired by my friends, -But if they ever choose to read it, I’ll probably have to make amends.Jul 29, 2024Jul 29, 2024
This Buzz For YouSome time ago I had been sitting in a backyard lawn chair, spending all afternoon with friends, family and Meemaw when, for whatever…Jun 24, 2024Jun 24, 2024
The Claw-Shank Detention (What is Prison Like?)I often get asked the question, “What is prison like?”…because, well, I’m in prison. (eye roll) I’m never quite sure how to answer this…Mar 21, 2024Mar 21, 2024
Hey! You’re Not Alive Anymore!An interesting nugget of wisdom once came to me from a man named Nostradamus. NO! Not THAT Nostradamus! The Nostradamus that you’re…Mar 19, 2024Mar 19, 2024
