DATELINE:Political JokeIf you’re looking for a bunch of empty promises, look no farther than the realm of politics.Nov 2Nov 2
DATELINE:Daydream on Elm StreetLook, I realize this question has already been asked a bazillion and one times, but that’s not going to stop me from asking it one more…Aug 27Aug 27
DATELINE:There Once Was A Friend From NantucketThis drivel you’re about to read, has been inspired by my friends, -But if they ever choose to read it, I’ll probably have to make amends.Jul 29Jul 29
DATELINE:This Buzz For YouSome time ago I had been sitting in a backyard lawn chair, spending all afternoon with friends, family and Meemaw when, for whatever…Jun 24Jun 24
DATELINE:The Claw-Shank Detention (What is Prison Like?)I often get asked the question, “What is prison like?”…because, well, I’m in prison. (eye roll) I’m never quite sure how to answer this…Mar 21Mar 21
DATELINE:Hey! You’re Not Alive Anymore!An interesting nugget of wisdom once came to me from a man named Nostradamus. NO! Not THAT Nostradamus! The Nostradamus that you’re…Mar 19Mar 19
DATELINE:God Had Other Plans (A Quasi Open Letter to The Possible Miss Maybe)Dear Miss Maybe,Mar 9Mar 9
DATELINE:You Sank My Battle-Sheep!It’s come to my attention that the Christian community has a reputation for being a little less than “crazy fun.” In fact, if we’re being…Feb 20Feb 20
DATELINE:Everybody Feng Shui Tonight[Deep sigh] Look. I need to level with you before we even get out of the starting gate. This piece you are about to suffer through has been…Feb 13Feb 13
