DATELINE:The Claw-Shank Detention (What is Prison Like?)I often get asked the question, “What is prison like?”…because, well, I’m in prison. (eye roll) I’m never quite sure how to answer this…12 min read·Mar 21, 2024----
DATELINE:Hey! You’re Not Alive Anymore!An interesting nugget of wisdom once came to me from a man named Nostradamus. NO! Not THAT Nostradamus! The Nostradamus that you’re…19 min read·Mar 19, 2024----
DATELINE:God Had Other Plans (A Quasi Open Letter to The Possible Miss Maybe)Dear Miss Maybe,13 min read·Mar 9, 2024----
DATELINE:You Sank My Battle-Sheep!It’s come to my attention that the Christian community has a reputation for being a little less than “crazy fun.” In fact, if we’re being…10 min read·Feb 20, 2024----
DATELINE:Everybody Feng Shui Tonight[Deep sigh] Look. I need to level with you before we even get out of the starting gate. This piece you are about to suffer through has been…13 min read·Feb 13, 2024----
DATELINE:Merry Christmas Sermon-Attainment readers! (or “reader” as the case may be [cringe])Nobody has actually told me this but I’ve come to the realization that my standard-issue blog posts are just WAY TOO LONG. After giving…3 min read·Dec 20, 2023----
DATELINE:ELWOOD’S FABLEJune 20th 1980: The world is introduced to an iconic, pop culture movie sensation known as “THE BLUES BROTHERS.”13 min read·Dec 8, 2023----
DATELINE:A Man with BalloonsI’ve got a slight problem. Typically I like to start out these rants, screeds or tirades (whatever you want to call these pieces) with some…11 min read·Nov 13, 2023----
DATELINE:The John Deere HunterI recently ran into a fellow Christian who wanted to know if I was ever “good at anything.” Presumably this person wasn’t being sarcastic…8 min read·Aug 14, 2023--1--1
DATELINE:***SOUNDS: BAD!** (A Wannabe Epic Poem About Noise)Bangs and splats and bonks and clanks, are sounds no one enjoys; The world has come to know this racket, collectively as “noise.”10 min read·Jul 20, 2023----
